CODE OF CONDUCT



1. BE WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.

2. FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.

3. DO NOT DISTURB SUPERVISORS.

4. TAKE NO CRAP.

5. GIVE NO SLACK.

6. DEFEND YOURSELF.

7. IF SOMEONE RIDES YOUR ASS, SLAM ON THE BRAKES.

8. AVOID STRAIGHT ANSWERS.

9. PROTECT YOUR SANITY AND DO NOT TAKE THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY.

10. LOOK FOR LAUGHS BUT DO NOT LAUGH OUT LOUD - SUPERVISORS MIGHT THINK YOU ARE LAUGHING AT THEM.

11. UTILIZE THE HOLLER FACTOR - IF YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG SOMEONE WILL HOLLER ABOUT IT.

12. DO NOT SNORE.

13. NO RUNNING.

14. STAY BUSY AND MAINTAIN THE ALTITUDE OF YOUR ATTITUDE.

15. REMAIN UNDER CONTROL AND KEEP YOUR STRESS LEVEL LEVEL.

16. DO NOT DRIVE HOME TIRED.

17. SPREAD THE BLAME.

18. BELIEVE NOTHING YOU HEAR AND LITTLE YOU SEE.

19. KEEP THE MAIL MOVING BECAUSE IF IT IS MOVING, IT IS NOT LOST.

20. DON'T GET MAD, GET AMUSED.

21. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT HERE - QUIT.